Morty’s Column

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For this inaugural issue, Morty is letting his mom, Diana, write the first his column’s maiden article – mainly because he is otherwise engaged in building a relationship with a rather strange looking coffee table top companion named Alexa.  Alexa talks, but she doesn’t appear to have legs or wings so she can’t be bird… can she? Morty is perplexed.

While Morty attempts to figure out Alexa’s status, click here to read Diana’s hilarious  Beneath the Cage Grate article!