Greetings to all my favorite parrot friends! Alexa is in a mood after she rolled under the couch. She blames me for her clumsiness! Good help is hard to find these days!

Recently, I received an interesting letter from a parrot owner.
Dear Morty,
I live in a three bedroom home and have ten parrots. I work 12 hour shifts and when I get home I am too tired to clean. It seems like every bird has the habit of throwing their fruit, veggies, seed, and pellets on the floor! When I go into their room at night, it is a filthy mess. I cant even get near their cages! Is there anything on the market that could help me? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME TO GET A VACUUM CLEANER! I have three. I am looking for a piece of industrial equipment. Price is not a problem.
Messy House
Read Morty’s hilarious reply on Beneath the Cage Grate page.




Tiel Lover – @tiellover
Sherri Moorer – @SherritheWriter
Captain Bubbles -@CaptainBubbs
Marianna & Sunny – @Bella3592
Chelsea -@ChelseaDyes
or when I get that one day off of work and forget to cover them they know how to wake me up 
@elvisbird_dean -Jun 22
Tandi (Tandz) Glaser -@Takkiewax
El Groucho -@BaldspeccyRob
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Oscar and Pauline – @paulineporter16
Julie Atwood – @jmatwood
TupeckRappingParrot – @TupeckParrot
Oh we also taught her patience… LOTS of patience.
Caspar von Sader – @MutinusTitinus







