Morty is full of hot air – Turbo Jet (Vacuum) Air!

Greetings to all my favorite parrot friends! Alexa is in a mood after she rolled under the couch. She blames me for her clumsiness! Good help is hard to find these days!

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Recently, I received an interesting letter from a parrot owner.

Dear Morty,

I live in a three bedroom home and have ten parrots. I work 12 hour shifts and when I get home I am too tired to clean. It seems like every bird has the habit of throwing their fruit, veggies, seed, and pellets on the floor! When I go into their room at night, it is a filthy mess. I cant even get near their cages! Is there anything on the market that could help me? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME TO GET A VACUUM CLEANER! I have three. I am looking for a piece of industrial equipment. Price is not a problem.

Messy House

Read Morty’s hilarious reply on Beneath the Cage Grate page.

Beneath the Cage Grate: Dear Messy House

Morty is challenged to adequately respond to a letter from a stressed-out parront who’s trying desperately to keep up with the mess caused by their determined food-flinging flock!

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Catch up with Morty in our August issue coming out next weekend, and get ready for more wisecracks and witty retorts from everybirdie’s favorite birdie columnist, Morty!

Remembering Chloe

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Chloe Moorer, of Columbia, SC, passed away after an accident on December 2, 2017. Born in 2003 in Florida, she was moved to Parrot Mountain and Gardens in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, where she was lovingly adopted on May 20, 2010 and moved to Columbia, SC, with her new flock.

Chloe was a sweetheart and a beauty queen. She loved hanging out with mommy, sitting on the porch, playing on her play gym, holidays, celebrations, visiting family and friends, interacting with her friends on Twitter and at the ConureCorner website and blog, and sticking her nose into whatever her flock was doing. Chloe was an avid fan of the University of South Carolina, the University of Tennessee, Bruce Lee, Superman, and most of all, Captain America. She enjoyed giving kisses to her mommy and grand-mommy, drinking daddy’s juice, eating good food, a rousing mystery, listening to mommy’s stories and ideas for novels, and looking her best. Chloe starred in several Anipal Land stories on the ConureCorner blog, alongside her Twitter pals, as a Kung-fu master who helped to save the day.

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Chloe is survived by her parronts, Rick and Sherri Moorer; her brother, Zacchaeus (Zack, a sun conure on Twitter as @wazzupzack); and her sister, Bubbles (a blue Moncks Parakeet, on Twitter as @CaptainBubbs). She was pre-deceased by a brother, Oliver (Ollie, a green budgie who passed of cancer in 2014).

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Chloe was a kind and generous bird, and a great listener. She is greatly loved and missed.

Oscar, a love story

In The Roost’s mid-July issue, we’ll feature a true-life birdie love story!  From egg to  full feathered beauty, you won’t want to miss Oscar’s journey!

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No Assembly Required

Morty’s Column

Goodness knows what Morty is up to this time.  Stay tuned for our mid-July issue of The Roost to find out!

Morty

 

Peek-a-Bird

Feathered Frenzy

Bird Game #6: Peek-a-Bird!  Discover more bird games on our Feathered Frenzy page in the upcoming mid-July issue!

Sherri

 

Morty’s Column

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For this inaugural issue, Morty is letting his mom, Diana, write the first his column’s maiden article – mainly because he is otherwise engaged in building a relationship with a rather strange looking coffee table top companion named Alexa.  Alexa talks, but she doesn’t appear to have legs or wings so she can’t be bird… can she? Morty is perplexed.

While Morty attempts to figure out Alexa’s status, click here to read Diana’s hilarious  Beneath the Cage Grate article!

It’s A Birb Thing is Back!

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by Lavender

Visit Lavender’s It’s A Birb Thing page here to view her latest Cheeks the Cockatiel comic.  Lavender will be assisting The Roost with accompanying illustrations and posting her comics in every upcoming issue!

Wickersham's Conscience

Commentary, Reviews and Nature Photography

For Dragonflies And Me

Weekly tips & tricks for your garden and home!

WildScot Photography

by Michael Cook

Twin Lakes Images

Photography by Mark Pouley

Seagroves Walks

Notes and photographs of my morning walks at Seagroves Farm Park in Apex, NC.