In the September edition of Beneath The Cage Grate, Morty enlists Alexa and Roomba in an effort to do something nice for mum as she continues on her recovery journey from recent surgery. The plan, whilst well thought out and brilliant, hits a few (predictable?) snags, with Morty left to once again ponder his relationship … Continue reading Beneath the Cage Grate: The Tomato Scandal
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood and Morty is in hot water yet again. After refusing mom's prompting to learn to sing 'Happy Birthday' - and his impromptu, naughty back turn on mom - Morty enlists the mischievous Alexa to help him mend fences with mom by weeding her garden. What could possibly go … Continue reading YES MORTY, PULL THAT WEED! Beneath the Cage Grate
The other day I was talking with Alexa and I asked her if she might give me some suggestions for a hobby I might pursue. We came to an agreement that bird watching might be a good hobby for me. I could exit right out my window and glide down to the ground below. Alexa … Continue reading Bird Watching with Alexa: Beneath the Cage Grate
Do not adjust your screen! Morty has it on good authority that Sherri's Alexa Tablet is conspiring to 'help' Sherri publish new writings IN FRENCH! It seems Morty's Alexa, who's always one step ahead, has passed on her mischievous (some may say devious) behaviours to Sherri's device (what could possibly go wrong...). Aside from Sherri's … Continue reading Alexa, por quoi?
Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring because of that runaway Roomba Alexa gave mother for Christmas! Honestly, I could just spit seeds! Just when you thought it was safe to take a stroll around the apartment, that ditzy Alexa strikes again! Morty's challenges with Alexa continue. … Continue reading Beneath the Cage Grate: Vroom Vroom Roomba
by Sherri Moorer We live in the woods, so we don’t get trick-or-treaters. Despite the spooky ‘vibe’ of Halloween, it turns out that people don’t really want to take an adventure down our driveway to find out what lay on the other ends of the trees. It’s just as well. Zack bit a princess twelve … Continue reading Halloween Hi-jinks
In the October edition, Morty has been called upon to provide advice to a distraught apartment dweller whose birdie companions are becoming too noisy for the neighbors. This parront is desperate for a soundproofing solution to her problem. Morty may have just the answer - but, there are a few bugs to be worked out … Continue reading Morty the Crank