Sometimes, you have to go undercover to carry out a successful recognizance mission. This is just what Morty did in order to find out what Alexa and the bots were conspiring at their top secret Bot Convention.
In the March ’23 edition of Beneath the Cage Grate, Morty finds out more than he wants to know about his botmates, find out what happens and who Alexa has in her sights!
In his February ’23 Beneath the Cage Grate column, Morty finds himself enjoying new-found delights in a new seed mix while trying to figure out why older Village birdie neighbors are so darn grumpy. But, there’s a new birdie in town and Morty has some insights on his new neighbor!
The bots are (again) up to no good and Morty is trying to get invite to the upcoming BOTT convention!
Catch up with Morty for the whole scoop!
Games can be fun, especially during long winter nights. Add Alexa and some guest bots to a game of Hide ‘n Seek though and you have the ingredients for mischief… and (short-lived) birdie jail time…
Morty’s January ’23 Beneath the Cage Grate column will leave you laughing and worrying for our poor Morty, fooled again by his bot nemesis Alexa!
Happy New Year Everybirdie!
Poor Morty’s mum, she was anticipating savoring the enjoyment of a Thanksgiving takeout dinner, brought right to the door, no fuss, no muss. Well, let’s just say that didn’t transpire – for Morty’s mum anyway.
Head on over to Morty’s column to find out where – and who, enjoyed the turkey and mashed potatoes and who ended up locked up (but with a full tummy)!
Uh oh, just when Morty was minding his own business (mostly because he was put ‘in birdie jail…), an eight-legged interloper showed up on HIS spot on the windowsill. GASP!
The November issue of Beneath the Cage Grate may send shivers up some birdie feathers, but have no fear, Morty’s tale ends triumphantly – for both he and mum!
Oh dear, poor Morty’s mum has a bonsai heist (and sale) going on right under her own nose. Morty has designs on ‘his’ windowsill and he’s prepared to go to great lengths to secure it!
Catch up with Morty here to find out how his planned sale of mum’s bonsai trees goes spectacularly sideways!
Morty sure has his hands full with Alexa and Roomba this time around. Not only does he have to warn the entire neighborhood of the potential (likely imminent) chaos about to befall everyone, but he also has to avoid becoming part of his botmates’ latest escapade.
Head on over to Morty’s page and catch up with him and the crazy bots!
The ongoing Bot Saga finds Morty (again) in stitches, watching the craziest antics of Roomba and Alexa as they venture off on their latest ill-conceived adventure.
Catch up with Morty in this month’s edition of Beneath the Cage Grate to find out what his two botmates have gotten themselves into!
Just when folks thought it was safe to go into the garden, Alexa and Roomba strike a plan to play Musical Plants – with other people’s plants! Morty isn’t amused, but their antics are impossible to ignore.
Catch up with Morty in his July ’22 Beneath the Cage Grate column and discover how far two silly bots will go to develop green thumbs!
Let’s face it, some of us just can’t sing. I know I can’t. Well, Morty wants to share his assessment of Alexa’s ‘screeching’ talent in his June ’22 issue of Beneath the Cage Grate. It seems even bots can have delusions of grandeur and over-rated skill. Maybe it was the pizza, or maybe it was Roomba cheering her on. Whatever the motivation, everyone will appreciate Morty’s take on Alexa’s ill-fated attempt to join the choir.