A day out on the water, in a boat, with Squirt and the bots… what could possibly go wrong?
Catch up with Morty and the gang in this month’s edition of Beneath the Cage Grate and find out!
One Glorious Day! Beneath the Cage Grate
Of Voles, Aliens & Bots: Beneath the Cage Grate
It’s, well, it’s a Morty rant… hard to describe. Morty has issues… a lot of issues, and he’s not holding back in his September Beneath the Cage Grate column! Best head over there now – be prepared to laugh out loud… best not to be drinking or eating anything while reading 🙂
Trojan Bird & the Infiltration of the Bot Convention: Beneath the Cage Grate
Sometimes, you have to go undercover to carry out a successful recognizance mission. This is just what Morty did in order to find out what Alexa and the bots were conspiring at their top secret Bot Convention.
In the March ’23 edition of Beneath the Cage Grate, Morty finds out more than he wants to know about his botmates, find out what happens and who Alexa has in her sights!
Bonsai Birdie: Beneath the Cage Grate
Oh dear, poor Morty’s mum has a bonsai heist (and sale) going on right under her own nose. Morty has designs on ‘his’ windowsill and he’s prepared to go to great lengths to secure it!
Catch up with Morty here to find out how his planned sale of mum’s bonsai trees goes spectacularly sideways!
Dear Santa…: Beneath the Cage Grate
Happy December 1st Everybirdie!
It’s that time of year when all the good little birdies & bots prepare their Christmas letters and wish lists for Santa. And oh yes, Morty has been busy finalizing his wish list and eavesdropping on those of his botmates.
Morty’s mom has collected everyone’s letters & wish lists and is graciously sharing with everybirdie! Read Morty’s and his botmates’ Christmas wish lists here!
The Cornish Hen & The Wiener Dog… a Thanksgiving Day to Forget: Beneath the Cage Grate
Oh dear, poor Morty’s attempts at preparing the perfect Thanksgiving dinner is thwarted, again, by his bot-mate Alexa.
There are some things a seasoned cook knows not to do with a slow cooker… or maybe not.
Catch up with Morty here to find out what happened.
Two Bots & the Beetles: Beneath the Cage Grate
Most gardens are quiet spaces where birds flutter about and the flowers grow in beautiful silence… this is not the case in Morty’s mum’s garden it seems.
Besieged by plant marauders and flying monsters, Alexa and Roomba attempt another garden battle with some mischievous critters.
This edition is definitely one for the history books! Head on over to the September ’21 Beneath the Cage Grate column and prepare to laugh along with Morty over the latest garden skirmishes!
It’s Getting Crazy Out There! Beneath the Cage Grate
Morty has definitely outdone himself with his July’ 21 Beneath the Cage Grate column!
This issue has everything that Morty’s fans could ask for – silly bots, garden trespassers, chatty birds and a free-wheelin’ human!
This issue will surely tickle everybirdie’s funny bone.
The Landmark Interview: Beneath the Cage Grate
Here it is folks, the interview everybirdie has been waiting for! Morty travels to the UK to perch down with the 5 Cursing Parrots of Lincolnshire Park. In this in-depth investigative report, Morty uncovers the truth behind how the group managed to get into so much trouble.
Catch up with Morty here to hear about his big UK adventure, and what he uncovered about the rascals and wallflowers among the Fab Five of Lincolnshire Park!
BONSAI & HAPPY NEW YEAR! Beneath the Cage Grate
Happy New Year everybirdie!
It seems Morty, Roomba and Alexa had quite the entertaining Christmas, getting into some (anticipated) Christmas pickles!
Catch up with Morty and the gang here and read about the aftermath of their Christmas – and the fate of mom’s new bonsai trees.
The Roost 